10: The hunt is on

[scaresplants]

[The SFC comes on, and Crowley looks a lot more serious than usual.]

...A few days ago, as you might have heard, a man named Aziraphale was kidnapped from his home by a man named Enjin. Right now, we have no whereabouts where he is, but before you lot go and do a search party, I have to give you a few warnings.

First of all, what Enjin looks like- well, he's a catboy. I mean, he has glasses, this really tacky fur coat, and these two cat ears on his head. And most of the time he looks incredibly smug. But don't let his ridiculous appearance make you think that he's not hostile.

Enjin is dangerous. Don't think that your mighty magical powers or prowess in fighting will be able to defeat him. He can read your mind like a book, and even cast illusions to make himself seem like he's your friend. Overall, he's not easy to beat, so don't go rushing onwards like chickens with your heads cut off, because it will not help you.

Akina Hiizumi knows about the guy- ask him if you have any questions.

Let's get Aziraphale back where he belongs.

Stay where you are and don't go outside unless you have somebody else with you. He came for Aziraphale first, he might come for you next. If you see him, run the other direction and don't look back.

...Once I find you, I will tear your head off and feed you your own kidneys. What you did to the angel will never be forgotten, you toerag.

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[effier.livejournal.com]

You should feel lucky that I listen to you.

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[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I already do.

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[effier.livejournal.com]

Good.

Come see me when you're free.

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[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

I'm free right now, I'll come and check on you.

[Later, a knockity knock on the door.]

ohohoho~

[effier.livejournal.com]

[Ohey there. Effy opens the door soon after he knocks.]

I thought you'd be too stressed.

Oh you~

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Stressed? I'm never stressed. Neither do I worry.

[He is now sailing down a certain river in Egypt.]

oh me~

[effier.livejournal.com]

But aren't you worried about your friend?

oh us~

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

I am. But what can I do? The catboy is impossible to find.

<33

[effier.livejournal.com]

So? It doesn't mean you can say you 'don't worry' when you do.

<3<3<3

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, a person like me doesn't say they worry. Itlooks bad.

/loves forever

[effier.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Not like Effy worries or anything. :|]


Want something to drink?

/hugs forever

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a glass of scotch would be good.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Good thing I've got some, then.

[She wanders into the kitchen, her oversized shirt draping over one of her shoulders as she opens the cabinet to get the bottle.]

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

And that is one of the reasons I like you.

[Alcohol-the best solution to any problem you encounter.]

[effier.livejournal.com]

[Self medication yeah!

She pours him a glass and hands it to him.]

Do you think your friend will be okay?

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

...

[He simply downs the glass in one go, looking particularly serious.]

I don't know.

[effier.livejournal.com]

[Cue Effy handing him the whole bottle.]

It'll be okay.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[Oh my someone, you are a lifesaver. He stares at it before taking a sip.]

That's what you say.

[effier.livejournal.com]

No, that's what everyone here says.

[She crosses her arms.]

Shit happens.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[He nods.] You are one hundred percent correct on that.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Just don't do anything stupid while it's happening, okay?

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Who do you think I am, a guy who just gets himself into trouble whenever he can? Trust me, I'm looking out for myself, too.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Good.

[She's not fully understanding the whole thing, though. She hadn't seen Enjin's post yet. She didn't even know who he was besides Crowley's description.]

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[Another swig of the bottle. Oh, that feels good.]

So, anything life-changing happen to you since we last saw each other? Or same old same old?

[effier.livejournal.com]

No. I mean, I stayed with Sadik for a bit, but that's all.