I see God in my garden but I don't know what He said

[Hello, Vatheon. Today, you'll be seeing the strangest sight of your life. It is not a hoax! It is not an illusion! Believe your eyes!]

[Because right now, Anthony J.Crowley is on the screen, saving a kitten from a tree. The girl who asked him to do such a nice thing is holding the SFC, giggling as he comes back with the struggling kitten in his arms.]

Gee, thanks a lot, mister!

[Oh God.It is obvious somewhere out there, pigs are flying. Because Crowley is actually acting genuinely nice for once. Maybe it has something to do with that angel headband he's got on? Huh.]

No problem. Keep an eye on him, okay?

[He takes the SFC and gives a chipper wave at the camera.] Hey guys! Long time, no see. Just want to let you know that later today, I'm giving out free cookies. I think they're really delicious. Chocolate chip, actually. And obviously, they need to be eaten.

And don't hesitate to contact me if you need anything! I'd really love to help.

[WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. Crowley grins again and shuts the camera off. Someone put some sense into him.]