10: The hunt is on

[scaresplants]

[The SFC comes on, and Crowley looks a lot more serious than usual.]

...A few days ago, as you might have heard, a man named Aziraphale was kidnapped from his home by a man named Enjin. Right now, we have no whereabouts where he is, but before you lot go and do a search party, I have to give you a few warnings.

First of all, what Enjin looks like- well, he's a catboy. I mean, he has glasses, this really tacky fur coat, and these two cat ears on his head. And most of the time he looks incredibly smug. But don't let his ridiculous appearance make you think that he's not hostile.

Enjin is dangerous. Don't think that your mighty magical powers or prowess in fighting will be able to defeat him. He can read your mind like a book, and even cast illusions to make himself seem like he's your friend. Overall, he's not easy to beat, so don't go rushing onwards like chickens with your heads cut off, because it will not help you.

Akina Hiizumi knows about the guy- ask him if you have any questions.

Let's get Aziraphale back where he belongs.

Stay where you are and don't go outside unless you have somebody else with you. He came for Aziraphale first, he might come for you next. If you see him, run the other direction and don't look back.

...Once I find you, I will tear your head off and feed you your own kidneys. What you did to the angel will never be forgotten, you toerag.

Comments

[effier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's fun.

[She quirks an eyebrow at him, wondering where he's going with this, if anywhere at all.]

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[He laughs as he leans against the kitchen counter to keep his balance.]

Good-looking, I suppose?

[effier.livejournal.com]

[She gives him a bit of a smile.]

Tony, maybe we should change the subject.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[Crowley just smirks.]

Sure, whatever you say.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Something on your mind about that, Tony?

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Nope. Just curious.

[effier.livejournal.com]

[She shrugs.]

Okay, anyway, you can finish off that bottle if you want.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Thanks a bunch.

[And he really does. You see, Crowley doesn't cry or emote when things aren't going his way. He simply drinks.]

A-aren't you going to drink sssssomething?

[effier.livejournal.com]

No, not right now.

[She can't help but laugh a bit.]

If you puke, or anything, anywhere, you're cleaning it up.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, daemon- demons don't puke. Not that I know of.

[A laugh.]

...You're pretty.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Do they fall down, then?

[She's amused. Very amused.]

I know.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmaybe.

[Trying to take a step and now he's just going to topple against you.]

Good, because I just wanted to let you know.

laughing so hard nlkfanlkjsdf

[effier.livejournal.com]

[fjdklajf

She pushes him back a bit, laughing.]

Tony can you at least try to hold yourself up?

me too god i love tagging as drunk!crowley :D

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Ooh, gravity. I like gravity. Pulls me down and all.

[And he stands up, but seems to be rocking back and forth in a bad attempt at keeping his balance.]

Did-did you know demons can defy the laws of physical- I mean, physics? Cause they do.

its AMAZING

[effier.livejournal.com]

[She's trying to hold back her giggles.]

You told me already, yeah.

Thank you very much, he'll be here all day! XD

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

I did? Oh, sorry.

[He frowns.]

What's so fffunny? I'm telling you the whole truth so help me- so help me Go-Somebody.

dalksfvan;l <33

[effier.livejournal.com]

You're funny, Tony. You're quite uncontrolled when you're drunk.

<3<3

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

I'm-I'm not uncontrolled! Not uncontrollable at all. No uncontrol. Not here.

[A hiccup and a smug grin.]

...Do you love me, Effy?

oh god he's stepping into some crazy ground here

[effier.livejournal.com]

[She laughs at first, but then her smile quickly falls to a frown. Did she love him? No, she loved Freddie, even though he was gone.

But ... this was something she doesn't want to answer.]

Tony...

this is how he is when he's drunk- his mind goes all over the place >>

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Funny about love- never felt it before. Not ever.

[He looks like he's thinking hard.]

Love is like...like the rarest animal in the world. And it's endangered. And something like that. Maybe it gets shot, I don't know...

a-awww ;-;

[effier.livejournal.com]

[She stares at him, wondering what to say.]

Then if I loved you, it wouldn't make a difference.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe not. You know what, when I start being ex-externally compassionate becuse of love, go and do me a favor. Shoot me and put my remains underneath a stone that-that says "Worst demon ever."

[A frown.] As if I wasn't that already...

[effier.livejournal.com]

[So he was one of self-destroying drunks. Wonderful.]

Tony, stop it. Saying these things won't help you.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Then-then what will? Tell me.

[effier.livejournal.com]

Not saying those things, that's for sure.

[She touches his arm, trying to comfort him.]