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[The SFC comes on, and Crowley looks a lot more serious than usual.]

...A few days ago, as you might have heard, a man named Aziraphale was kidnapped from his home by a man named Enjin. Right now, we have no whereabouts where he is, but before you lot go and do a search party, I have to give you a few warnings.

First of all, what Enjin looks like- well, he's a catboy. I mean, he has glasses, this really tacky fur coat, and these two cat ears on his head. And most of the time he looks incredibly smug. But don't let his ridiculous appearance make you think that he's not hostile.

Enjin is dangerous. Don't think that your mighty magical powers or prowess in fighting will be able to defeat him. He can read your mind like a book, and even cast illusions to make himself seem like he's your friend. Overall, he's not easy to beat, so don't go rushing onwards like chickens with your heads cut off, because it will not help you.

Akina Hiizumi knows about the guy- ask him if you have any questions.

Let's get Aziraphale back where he belongs.

Stay where you are and don't go outside unless you have somebody else with you. He came for Aziraphale first, he might come for you next. If you see him, run the other direction and don't look back.

...Once I find you, I will tear your head off and feed you your own kidneys. What you did to the angel will never be forgotten, you toerag.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[She has a good point. Crowley frowns before taking a seat on a nearby chair.]

Then convince me.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
I don't even know where your problem starts. How am I supposed to convince you?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley just shrugs.]

One of my friends has just been captured under my nose by one of my enemies. Just try and convince me. Maybe it will work, maybe it won't.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that's not the reason why you blame yourself for this, is it?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[He's just silent at that. What does he say? That because the angel was captured and he didn't realize it was too late, it's practically his fault. That, by offering up himself for a trade, he hut the angel when Enjin disagreed?]

...Can we not talk about this? I don't want to drive myself up the wall.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Fine.

[She leans against the wall, watching him intently.]

Date: 2011-01-10 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[And he leans back in his chair, watching her intently.]

So, want to do something other than just lounging about and talking about my problems?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Why did you ask me if I loved you?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Because curiousity is a natural part of my species, I don't know. I was drunk.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Curiosity is a natural part of everyone.

[She frowns.]

You don't know?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[A pause.]

Isn't love supposed to be part of being in a relationship? Or am I getting it wrong?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Love just doesn't happen. I'm with you because I like you. A lot happened at home, I can't just ... forget everything.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
...I understand.

[Gee, this love business is really complicated.]

Date: 2011-01-10 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
[She walks over to him.]

I want to be with you, okay? I just can't love someone out of the blue. You've never loved someone, right?

Date: 2011-01-10 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Love isn't exactly part of the job description, Effy. I don't even know how it feels.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Well, you'll know when it happens.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Really? That's not vague at all, thank you.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Get off your high horse, Tony. Just because you're a demon it doesn't exempt you from what's happening here and now.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Hmmmm?]

And what's happening here and now, Effy?

Date: 2011-01-10 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
This. Us. If you can't handle this, then fuck off.

Date: 2011-01-10 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley stands up to stare her back in the eyes. Is that a challenge?]

Believe me, I can.

Date: 2011-01-10 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
Then start handling it.

Date: 2011-01-10 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Okay, I will.

[And before she can protest, he's going to put his hands on her neck and pull her towards him to give her a searing kiss.]

Date: 2011-01-10 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effier.livejournal.com
[She was not expecting that. Well, she was enjoying it. Effy wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing back passionately.]

Date: 2011-01-10 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[He breaks it for a moment to give her a smirk.]

So, tell me, how am I handling it so far? Can I recieve any tips or pieces of advice or am I doing it splendidly?

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ffffffff way to go us >>

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oooops~

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XD

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