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[The SFC turns on, and in front of your eyes is a very stylish man with dark hair and shades, smiling slyly. When he starts speaking, his British accent and his voice are so laid-back that you could roll out a carpet on them.]

Hello, my good people. My name is Anthony J. Crowley, and I would like to know which way the exit to this place is as soon as possible.

Thank you for your interest and time, and as soon as I get the answer I will be out of here faster than a car on the Autobahn. And believe me, that is very fast.

Ciao.

[The transmission ends just as soon as it began. Crowley's not really the type of person to elaborate on eveyrthing that's happening to him, unfortunately.]


Date: 2010-04-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
You can't leave! [He's a bit too cheerful.] You're stuck here in this new blue world.. forever. Mwahaha!

Date: 2010-04-05 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley raises one eyebrow and looks throughly unamused.]

Could I get a serious answer or is that too hard for you?

Date: 2010-04-05 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Oh, you seriously can't leave.

Date: 2010-04-05 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
I dunno. I just got here!

Date: 2010-04-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley frowns at you. Why are people so unhelpful when he doesn't needs them to be?]

Well. Isn't that helpful.

Date: 2010-04-05 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
... Sorry! [He doesn't sound sorry.]

Date: 2010-04-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[This guy is wasting his time, but Crowley decides to try one more time to see if he knows anything useful.]

Ah, do you know the name of this place? Or who's in charge? Anything?

Date: 2010-04-05 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Nope! Right now I'm not smarter than the average bear. I didn't even know this thing could show faces. Pretty cool, huh?

Date: 2010-04-05 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
"Not smarter than the average bear" sounds just about right.

Of course it shows faces because it's a video and text communication system.

Date: 2010-04-05 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Well I didn't know that until voices started coming out of it.

Date: 2010-04-05 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Maybe you'll learn what it does when you hear no voices coming out of it.

[And with that, he hangs up on you. Don't take it personally- Crowley can't stand to people who want to waste his time.]

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