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[The SFC turns on, and in front of your eyes is a very stylish man with dark hair and shades, smiling slyly. When he starts speaking, his British accent and his voice are so laid-back that you could roll out a carpet on them.]

Hello, my good people. My name is Anthony J. Crowley, and I would like to know which way the exit to this place is as soon as possible.

Thank you for your interest and time, and as soon as I get the answer I will be out of here faster than a car on the Autobahn. And believe me, that is very fast.

Ciao.

[The transmission ends just as soon as it began. Crowley's not really the type of person to elaborate on eveyrthing that's happening to him, unfortunately.]


Date: 2010-04-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
You can't leave! [He's a bit too cheerful.] You're stuck here in this new blue world.. forever. Mwahaha!

Date: 2010-04-05 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
Yeah, you and everyone else here, boss.

Date: 2010-04-05 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley raises one eyebrow and looks throughly unamused.]

Could I get a serious answer or is that too hard for you?

Date: 2010-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Boss?

[Crowley processes that answer and frowns.]

Are you serious or are you just pulling my leg?

Date: 2010-04-05 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Oh, you seriously can't leave.

Date: 2010-04-05 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
And...why is that?

Date: 2010-04-05 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
I dunno. I just got here!

Date: 2010-04-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[Crowley frowns at you. Why are people so unhelpful when he doesn't needs them to be?]

Well. Isn't that helpful.

Date: 2010-04-05 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
... Sorry! [He doesn't sound sorry.]

Date: 2010-04-05 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
[This guy is wasting his time, but Crowley decides to try one more time to see if he knows anything useful.]

Ah, do you know the name of this place? Or who's in charge? Anything?

Date: 2010-04-05 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Nope! Right now I'm not smarter than the average bear. I didn't even know this thing could show faces. Pretty cool, huh?

Date: 2010-04-05 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
"Not smarter than the average bear" sounds just about right.

Of course it shows faces because it's a video and text communication system.

Date: 2010-04-05 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnomtopsicles.livejournal.com
Well I didn't know that until voices started coming out of it.

Date: 2010-04-05 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Maybe you'll learn what it does when you hear no voices coming out of it.

[And with that, he hangs up on you. Don't take it personally- Crowley can't stand to people who want to waste his time.]

Date: 2010-04-10 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
'Course I'm serious, why wouldn't I be? You think you're the only one who wants to go home? Puh-leeze.

Date: 2010-04-10 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
I don't know, sometimes people like to give me the wrong answers just because they can.

I'm guessing you're sharing the same sentiment, then?

why am i horribly slow at tags? I DUNNO SORRY!

Date: 2010-04-17 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
Kid, I don't even know you! Why would I fuck with you when I don't know you? Think first!

[The rolling of his eyes seeps into his words really.]

'Course I am, this place isn't that good for the muse, y'know? I don't think I can handle much more of the blue.

It's okay~

Date: 2010-04-18 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Hey, I know plenty of people who don't even know me and already want to have a go at me. Can't be too careful, now can you?

Muse? You're an artist? Yeah, I could see where the blue could be a problem. Me, I would like a little punch of red, myself.

Date: 2010-04-18 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
That's pretty shitty of them, but who am I to comment on other people's morals, right?

Yeah yeah, I'm an artist. Give it to me, I'll sculpt, draw, destroy, create, and sing to it. Pretty much.

Date: 2010-04-18 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Ha, depends on what kind of morals you have, you know. I've known a couple of people who think that doing bad stuff like that is perfectly normal.

Hmmm. That's interesting- what kind of art do you specialize in? Abstract? Hyperrealism? Or are you a kind of jack-of-all-trades?

Date: 2010-04-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
Doesn't sound like my kinda person.

And jack-of-all-trades, I suppose. Recently though, graffiti art I suppose.

Date: 2010-04-20 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com
Doesn't sound like mine either. Well, in a way...

Graffiti art? That's interesting-I trust you keep on the police's good side in order to do that?

Date: 2010-04-24 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrhanekoma.livejournal.com
Of course, of course. Why, the way I work, it's as if my art goes up like magic.

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