2: Torturing plants is a personal hobby

[scaresplants]

[The SFC comes on, and the first thing you see are a row of potted plants standing on a desk. And they are gorgeous. Their leaves are a bright verdant green, and just looking at them could bring up thoughts of a magnificent forest. Some of them are even flowering, and the flowers are delicate and perfect in any way]

[For a while, no one pops up on screen, although you can hear someone cheerfully whistling "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen in the background. Then, it stops, and Crowley comes on screen, looking rather chipper.]

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. Does anyone know where I can find a plant mister? You know, one of those spray bottle things that can spray water. I've checked around, but all they seem to have are those large watering cans that really serve no purpose at all.

Thanks again. [He gives a curt wave, and walks off the screen, starting to whistle again. Torturing plants helps him keep his mind off of things.]

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[benevolist.livejournal.com]

[ It's voice because Aziraphale hasn't worked out how to use a video yet. 8| Yeah. ]

Will the torture never end? Soon all flora will fear you, my dear. [ a pause. ] I've not seen anything of that sort, unfortunately.

[Video] I had to.

[guiltyguitar.livejournal.com]

You know, a rather sweet Fräulein was looking for some flowers; wanted to plant a garden--I recommend roses, personally. I'm pretty sure they'd be in the same place... the only gap in the logic here is the fact that place seems to be elusive. Perhaps you ought to help her, though, ja?

[ See what a helpful law-abiding Prosecuting Rockstar he is? ... Also. ] Haha--a fan of Queen. Somehow, it seems more to me you want to kill those plants then make them grow~