2: Torturing plants is a personal hobby

[scaresplants]

[The SFC comes on, and the first thing you see are a row of potted plants standing on a desk. And they are gorgeous. Their leaves are a bright verdant green, and just looking at them could bring up thoughts of a magnificent forest. Some of them are even flowering, and the flowers are delicate and perfect in any way]

[For a while, no one pops up on screen, although you can hear someone cheerfully whistling "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen in the background. Then, it stops, and Crowley comes on screen, looking rather chipper.]

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. Does anyone know where I can find a plant mister? You know, one of those spray bottle things that can spray water. I've checked around, but all they seem to have are those large watering cans that really serve no purpose at all.

Thanks again. [He gives a curt wave, and walks off the screen, starting to whistle again. Torturing plants helps him keep his mind off of things.]

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[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

[Crowley chuckles, evidently very amused by all the finger-pointing and reckless persuasion.]

Okay, fine, fine, you can try. But, I'm warning you, he'll take it like a duck to bank accounting.

[A pause.]

By the way, what's your name, mister prosecutor?

[guiltyguitar.livejournal.com]

I take it you've never heard of Scrooge McDuck, then~?

[ Yes, yes, he knows, but he couldn't resist pointing it out--he just had to, since Crowley brought it up. Anyway, have an energetic thumbs-up, Crowley. ] Anyway, if you think that's going to deter me, it really isn't~ I'LL be happy to be the first.

... And it's Klavier. Klavier Gavin. Nice to meet you.

[scaresplants.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I have, but that was a perfectly fictional duck, if I remember correctly.

[Crowley shakes his head, trying to keep from laughing.] I'll go and tell him then, and then we'll see if your determination is really enough to face the travesty that is my friend's fashion sense.

Nice to meet you, Piano Man. Name's Crowley.

[guiltyguitar.livejournal.com]

[ Klavier is nothing if not determined. So what if it's fictional? He was just begging to have it said, really. ]

Well, I don't think we need a nuclear meltdown from radioactive bad fashion. I've heard it's absolutely deadly. I'll be glad to.

[ ... Oh ha ha the Piano thing. Like he hasn't heard THAT one before. ]